Bad Day Ticket
Admit one · Bad days onlyNº 0001

Good for one (1)pick-me-up

To: youFrom: someone in your corner

Feature
The Long Version
Runtime
—
Showtime
Whenever you need it
Seat
Wherever you are

Terms of admission

  1. Valid on bad days, rough weeks, and Mondays that feel like three Mondays.
  2. Not valid on good days. Save it.
  3. One (1) use, ever. No refills, no photocopies.
  4. Headphones recommended. Volume: up.
  5. No cash value. Considerable other value.
  6. Side effects may include smiling against your will.
Tear here when needed
Usher's stub · retained on entry Nº 0001 Series 1 of 1

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